Mainsly… the first post!

This is my 1st post could be my last who knows…

Kitty dont drink beer much but when he does it's Dos Equis!

This is Mainsly. He is my nemesis. He is pure evil. I am losing sleep because of this innocent looking cat. Do not be fooled by his cute exterior. My girlfriend and I have been bit and scratched hundreds of times by this little angel. He also is obsessed with walking in front of me and getting stepped on. One would think he would learn a lesson after feeling me stomp on him several times a day? Mainsly is basically a puppy. He waits for me to get home, drinks out of the toilet, begs for food and believe it or not, actually plays fetch. Mainsly also takes the most stinky shits ever. I dont know what he eats behind my back but wow wow wow what comes out of his cute little tush is nuclear waste. Does he cover the waste with kitty litter? Of course he doesn’t,  he actually leaves those plutonium shits on top of the litter.  He also has a habit of meowing incessantly exactly 2 hours before I have to wake up in the morning. When I “rescued” him at a local animal shelter I was told he was found on the side of a highway… hmm I wonder why.